Trump's Bored Of Peace
I could hardly believe my ears, but people have told me that US President Donald Trump announced he's Bored Of Peace at Davos last week.
(What's that? You insist he meant: “his Board of Peace”? Yeah nah, nice joke.)
This announcement certainly comes as no real surprise, however, as the US pushes further with its ventures into Greenland & Gaza, after the earlier abduction of Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro and his wife, politician & lawyer Cilia Flores right after the New Year.
From what we see, the Charter of The Bored Of Peace has some rather interesting clauses. We present a quick rundown of each article of the Charter, alongside hot scoops from The Donald himself.
Article 1
- You Agree to Personally Pay $1 Billion USD to Me, Donald J. Trump, In Order to Remain On This Esteemed Board Of Peace Beyond the Three-Year Term Limit.
RT
US President Donald Trump wants countries to pay at least $1 billion to remain on the Gaza “Board of Peace” beyond a three-year limit, according to the text of the body’s charter obtained by multiple media outlets. […]
“Each Member State shall serve a term of no more than three years from this Charter’s entry into force, subject to renewal by the Chairman,” the document states, according to the Times of Israel. “The three-year membership term shall not apply to Member States that contribute more than USD $1,000,000,000 in cash funds to the Board of Peace within the first year of the Charter’s entry into force.”
— Trump selling seats on Gaza ‘Board Of Peace’ for $1bn by RT
Putin epically trolled the US by deflecting his invitation to this unprecedented ‘board’ with the suggestion that Russia’s one billion dollar entry fee could be paid by the Russian assets ‘frozen’ in the West.
— Hoodwinks and Hijinks by Simplicius on Substack
RT
Article 2
- You Agree That I Shall Be Chairman of The Bored Of Peace For The Entirety of My Prestigious Presidency And The Rest Of My Life.
The “interesting” aspect is he’s appointed himself as ‘lifetime’ chairman of this board, which would effectively make him the de facto “leader of the world” for the remainder of his life...
— Hoodwinks and Hijinks by Simplicius on Substack
Article 3
- You Agree That Any Criticism Of Me, Donald J. Trump, or The United States Of America, The Greatest Cuntry in The World, Will Result in Your Invitation Immediately Being Terminated.
RT
Trump changed his mind about Canada’s participation following a public spat with the prime minister.
“Dear Prime Minister Carney: Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada’s joining what will be the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time,” Trump wrote on Truth Social on Thursday.
Article 4
- You Agree To Hand Over Any And All Nobel Peace Prizes in Your Nation Over To Me.
RT
“I presented the president of the United States the medal, the Nobel Peace Prize,” Machado told supporters after closed-door talks with Trump at the White House on Thursday.
“Maria presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect,” Trump said in a brief post on Truth Social hours after meeting “a wonderful woman who has been through so much.”
Article 5
- You Agree That Your Nation Will Send Hundreds of Billions Of Dollars Within A Moment's Notice To Fund The
DestructionConstruction Of Fancy Resorts in Any Given Location On Earth.
Jonathan Cook
Marco Carnelos
Article 6
- You Agree That We, The Bored Of Peace, Shall Supersede the Useless United Nations and Officially Render Its Chummy Charter Null and Void.
The other “interesting” takeaway was that Trump created his grand ‘Board of Peace’, which he has implied would be a spiritual successor to the UN, and which he himself is trying to fashion as a new body to supersede the UN entirely.
— Hoodwinks and Hijinks by Simplicius on Substack
A number of countries, however, refused to join, arguing that the board’s broad scope would come into conflict with the mandate of the UN.
— RT
Article 7
- You Agree To Spread Peace Upon Earth By Any Means Necessary, Which May or May Not Include
War,Assassinations,Abductions, andCoups.
LeftWord Books
‘Washington Bullets: A History of the Cia, Coups, and Assassinations’ by Vijay Prashad
US Military, CIA coups and clandestine operations in foreign countries since WWII:
— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) January 4, 2026
🇮🇷 Iran: 1946
🇨🇳 China: 1946-1949
🇬🇷 Greece: 1947-1949
🇮🇹 Italy: 1948
🇵🇭 Philippines: 1948-1954
🇰🇵 Korea: 1950-1953
🇮🇷 Iran: 1953
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 1954
🇬🇹 Guatemala: 1954
🇱🇧 Lebanon: 1958
🇵🇦 Panama:…
Report: since the end of #WWII to 2001, roughly 248 military conflicts occurred in 153 regions around the world, of which the #US waged 201, accounting for 80 percent of all wars worldwide.https://t.co/ds5SH3NaRh
— Lijian Zhao 赵立坚 (@zlj517) April 9, 2021
Since WW2... the US military has killed or helped kill some 20 million people, overthrown at least 36 govts, interfered in at least 86 foreign elections, attempted to assassinate over 50 foreign leaders, and dropped bombs on people in over 30 countries.
The US has been bombing these countries since World War II.
— Sprinter Press (@SprinterPress) April 14, 2024
Central American countries:
▪️Panama
▪️Nicaragua
▪️Salvador
▪️Granada
▪️Dominican Republic
▪️Cuba
On the other side of the ocean, in Africa, the United States bumbled:
▪️Libya
▪️Sudan
▪️Somalia
In Europe, this list… pic.twitter.com/vtD1e4Idq0
We certainly live in interesting times…
